The jobsworths on the Council
Are at their tricks again.
By solving one small problem
They’ve created nine or ten.
They were angry at the number
Of children missing school
To holiday in term time
At some foreign swimming pool.
The summer dates are all the same
And so the prices double.
Plus parents say they’re just too long
So kids get into trouble.
The bureaucrats were anxious
They bowed to parent power
And switched round all the holidays
To be heroes of the hour.
They closed the schools in winter
And put Christmas in the summer.
It would save on electricity!
You wouldn’t need a plumber.
Now finally they’ve gone too far.
It really isn’t funny.
They’ve substituted Santa
With the cheaper Easter Bunny!
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