Flying ants are swarming
As the weather starts warming
And seagulls are manoeuvring
Swooping and hoovering
Them up one by one –
They’re having a lot of fun:
But ants’ formic acid
Makes seagulls less placid
Acting, it’s plain to see,
A bit like LSD:
On an antsy high
They forget how to fly;
Seeing multitudinous stars
They shamble into cars
Their flattened bodies a sad recommendation
Of the virtues of moderation.
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I wonder if it works for humans? I suppose we would have to eat rather a lot. Still there are millions in my garden. You would be most welcome to have a try.
PS I just love the title!